But you continue to perpetuate your views anonymously, which is irritating and cowardly...

Also, whilst I'm not Jewish (I can't speak for Jewish people and wouldn't try), I've read numerous articles by Orthodox and other Jewish people that go into details about how to convert eg.

http://www.beingjewish.com/conversion/becomingjewish.html
http://judaism.about.com/od/conversion/f/conversion_how.htm

I know that disputes rage between different groups re. the validity of certain conversions, but I find the claim that one cannot convert or that, as you put it, one has to have "Jewish blood" to be odd. Can you back up your views with any further reading? What the "rules" which you refer to?