ext_152108 ([identity profile] lavendersparkle.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] lavendersparkle 2009-02-01 11:14 am (UTC)

Holy irrelevant comment Batman!

Anyway, to answer your question. Yes, I do have Jewish blood. I am Jewish and I have blood, therefore I have Jewish blood. Of course, it's all a bit tricky, because I regularly donate blood and most of that blood probably goes to non-Jews. Despite being Jewish blood it does not make them Jewish. This is because Judaism is not transmitted through blood, that's vampirism. Jews and vampires are different, although we do both share a dislike of crucifixes. An easy way to remember the difference is that vampires like drinking blood, whereas Jews avoid drinking blood to the extent of trying to drain as much as possible out of the animals we eat. Many medieval Catholics got confused on about that point.

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